I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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