i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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