It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
this boner is exhausting
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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