Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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