I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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