You're completely useless in the revolution.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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