oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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