No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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