We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
thus making me awesome and them whores
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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