i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Help. Why am I so naked?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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