I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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