i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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