Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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