i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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