I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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