ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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