I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
