just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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