didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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