Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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