fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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