Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Randomize
