bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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