just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Randomize
