Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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