When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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