I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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