Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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