If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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