i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Randomize
