Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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