So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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