haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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