Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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