Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I wish life had little blips of pornography
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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