Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My penis needs a shock collar
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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