im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
