He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
