omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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