Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I think my fart just growled at me.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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