Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
My feet surprised me
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