It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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