you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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