But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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