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The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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