My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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