fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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