told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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