She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I think people are normalizing furries
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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