So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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