Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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