what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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