Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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