Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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