He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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