I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I wish you could order shots online.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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